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Mayor Murphy Sucks Because ______________!

15 Responses to “Mayor Murphy Sucks Because ______________!”

1. Dan Murphy Says:
   May 13th, 2012 at 12:21 pm

   …because of how he dresses like an absolute slob. I mean, just look at him in these Greek Independence Day photos:

   http://lowellsun.mycapture.com/mycapture/enlarge.asp?image=40952602&event=1439791&CategoryID=1096

2. Eleanor Rigby Says:
   May 13th, 2012 at 1:03 pm

   “Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.”

   Piss off the owners of the printing press and pay the price. Only the most unobservant of those few who still read the newsletter will not understand what is happening.

3. Kathy Says:
   May 13th, 2012 at 2:21 pm

   … because he is innovative, independent, and not afraid to bring fresh ideas to the table.

4. Molly Says:
   May 13th, 2012 at 2:58 pm

   Because he’s not afraid to call out bullsh*t when he sees it. Certainly not “the Lowell way.”

5. Prince Charming Says:
   May 13th, 2012 at 4:00 pm

   …he made Rodney sit in the corner until he turned blue.

6. Prince Charming Says:
   May 13th, 2012 at 4:04 pm

   … he fired someone with a name ending in “ski” and he kept them waiting while the pierogi got cold.

7. Prince Charming Says:
   May 13th, 2012 at 4:06 pm

   he ties his own ties while Behrakis has to slip his over his head.

8. Prince Charming Says:
   May 13th, 2012 at 4:10 pm

   …he’s doing the good Irish Catholic thing by getting the Bust of Pericles a bra.

9. Prince Charming Says:
   May 13th, 2012 at 4:15 pm

   …makes the Sun waste a precious barrel of ink over silly shit like this.

10. Paul@01852 Says:
    May 13th, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    …because he pisses off the “blog of record” and now he must suffer!

11. Lynne Says:
    May 13th, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    Anyone who doesn’t believe that at a minimum, Patrick Murphy is a genuine guy who wants to do good, is a dismissable moron.

    That includes the so called “editors” of the so-called “newspaper.”

    Then again, I already knew they were morons.

12. Lynne Says:
    May 13th, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    (Sorry, I didn’t phrase this in the form of a faux attack! But I read the first couple of “paragraphs” from “the newspaper” and felt like puking on my keyboard.)

13. Lynne Says:
    May 13th, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    Referring to The Sun, Edward Kennedy added: “It is independent, it’s permanent and it provides a record.”

    First…suckup. How disappointing. Second, no it’s NOT independent. I WISH.

14. Mimi Says:
    May 14th, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    …because he is not an empty suit.

15. Prince Charming Says:
    May 15th, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    …he was born in Kenya?

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